...ooh the Blogmaster is POd!!! ....well girls don't be jealous but we just scored a hot beach invite and will now be away most of the MD weekend....jealous?....so here's a list of the noms so far (in order of who got the most). We'll ask for a final vote next week!!!!:

1. WORK it, Waylon "The Body" Gluten-free....20 noms.....The very definition of Fred Vegas beefcake? He works hard for it ladies, course it helps to have your own place to work out all day, and fellas don't hate. Bonus points for the "delicious lickable pecs that smell like coconut" and "superb quads." No wonder a reality show is being planned...hmmm......and this fella seems to have been with quite a few Fred Vegas femmes...a little of everyone in fact, wink wink...but with that body everyone wants a piece, yes? EVERYONE!!! Some ladies wrote in with great stories...we heard about an infamous date in the Richmond area, what sounded like a sexy time at the Verizon Center and a "horseback riding lesson" that sounded like a naughty Lifetime movie. We also hear that there are some pretty risque pictures and or movies floating around where that BEEFCAKE body is on full display...yum yum...we will conduct this "research" in good time...one pic was emailed to us, totally PG-13...which is no fun. Send us XXX or nothing at all! And don't lie you KNOW you got all cute to go work out at the gym for a "trial membership" when you heard he had broken up with a significant other. Would love to rest our head on that gorgeous hairy chest...just hope there isn't any 'roid rage....actually, with him we may not care...that proves his beefcake quotient....

2A. Kindofsortof TIE.....The Doctor is in the house...MDs in Fred Vegas sometimes = Beefcake Playboy, and "Dr. Amitty O'Gregarious" packed in 19 noms, probably because he has a massive house that he lives in all alone....and who wouldn't want to be a doctor's wife if you could have Beefcake Trophy, MD???? The site of many infamous Fred Vegas parties...we've heard stripper poles have been rented in the past as well as pleasure swings, and clothing is "extremely optional" in the pool and at his little hideaway beach house....we saw a picture of him that someone emailed from somewhere in Mexico and he looks FINE in a speedo (not bathing suit, speedo...that's saying something....) If you can get past the fact that he's drunk more often than he's sober, maybe he's the beefcake for you. Sorry but ladies have to think about that...drunk men are not the best "performers"..and we think his "MD" title is a bit of a stretch since he NEVER seems to work...oh well he's fun in the sack....

2B. TIE Pt II.....Random Large Collection of Fred Vegas Tattoo Artisans....total of 18 noms for Jack Brown, Sorry Mom and Brass Monkey and tatted hunks of El Old Time Grill-o & Happy Endings...so many votes came in...especially for "Alex" "Dom" "Rod" "Kenny" "Chance" "Kelley" and "Chad"...don't know these guys well but there is one on Princess Anne St who we met when we may or may not have had one to many and decided to get a unicorn tattooed on our "special place" (left side) and he had the class to talk us out of it....thought his name was "Trent"...ohh he was yummy about 7 feet tall and massive hands. A hug that swallows you whole. 'scuse us we need to take a break...wow, he was HANDSOME. Some of these fellas got more noms than others, so we'll need to narrow this list down before Monday....keep 'em coming

3. Manchurian Beefcake...Jason "Bentley" Bourne at 17 noms...he got some MAJOR sympathy votes 'cause some of you felt we've been too hard on our resident android assassin lately, but ladies we said we LIKE him. It's a compliment. We like distant androids that confuse you...will he make love to me or kill me??? Um, if we were insulting him we wouldn't compare him to Matt Damon or James Bond. But some of you clearly lust for this globe trotting mystery man (maybe you want the nice furniture???), and we've heard about soccer tournaments where two femmes "just wanted to lick his legs" and we hear someone has a picture from the 1990s (??? show us please) that shows our Jason by the river in a snug wet bathing suit looking tan and dreamy with some local skank who we automatically hate. HOLY MULTIPLE PARTNERS BATMAN!!! Too many exes in this town have nice things to say....we hear about a JUICY late night police stop back in the day DOWN BY THE RIVER involving our hero behind the wheel and his "bottomless" date trying to explain herself after one too many....naughty little Boy Scout!!!!....and others go ga-ga over "how he looks on a horse" especially "Wendy"...now that is the sign of true beefcake, when they can break your heart but you STILL love them..must have been some good lovin'....Five femmes LOVE his "Hugh Grant after sex bed head"....sadly many Fred Vegas beefcake hunks are follically challenged, but not our Jason...you just want to run your fingers through it. Extra bonus... he used to be a badass banker (wait, maybe you're all just GOLDDIGGING HOs!!!)...sh-t, in this economy a sexy banker is about the best score you can hope for.....hey honey, can you keep me safe from evil assassin Terminators AND make my money grow??? Yum...yum, god we love that bad ass m-fkr...PS so does the wife of a prominent Fred Vegas "owner".....

4. Artistic Sexual-"Harrisment" AKA "Barry" the Kid...14 noms....ironically, most people who voted for Jason Bourne also voted for dear Barry, the Pablo Picasso of Fred Vegas not because he paints women as disjointed odd African sex sculpture (hmm...but he could...) but because he gets SO MANY Fred Vegas women to strip off their clothes and dream about making sweet sweet love despite an odd and slightly clinically depressing color palette....and his marriage is well, who cares....he gets more *%^$% than any other artist we know, so he's not starving for anything. He is the unquestionable "GOD OF LIBERTY TOWN" in the word of "Alexis". But Fred Vegas femmes know his #1 ASSET and clearly adore his "crystalline glacier eyes that undress you" according to "Miss Vicky" and we hear this dude has had more three way action than ANYONE IN TOWN. Hey, "Donna" your email was so dirty we can't print any of it, but if what you wrote is true, I'll never think of the Fred Vegas Christmas Parade in the same way!!! Also, we hear from "Vivianne" about some very erotic art lessons back in the day at JMU, VCU and Germanna if memory serves...thanks also to "Karen". Wow, Barry you have some impressive scores on your resume ( a "Whos Who" of downtown)....we were surprised more artists didn't make the list, given their reputation for carnal lust and rolling around in paint, but the noms can still roll in through Monday....

******EXTRA MENAGE BONUS*********: You kinky femmes clearly coordinated your answers and said your "Fantasy Three Way" would be with Jason "Bentley" Bourne and "Barry" the Kid....wow, sign us up for that seminar at Liberty Town, or would that be at Walker Home??? since they have better beds. OUR KEYBOARD IS MELTING JUST AT THE VERY THOUGHT....but yo what would their wives think about this???? Who cares that is THE SEXIEST THING WE'VE HEARD!!! Big wet kiss at just the thought of that HEAVEN SANDWICH......oh my god

5. Hey professor, can we stay after class...."Pete Lawrence" at 10 noms is our after-school detention beefcake...."Rhonda" loved his "total look" and again we heard about the "gorgeous mop of hair"....we heard about infamous parties on Franklin Street where he seemed to impress more than one lady in more than one way..and my favorite quote in years, "Pete fulfills my Agatha Christie fantasy where he's Hercule Poirot to my Miss Marple"...that is sooooo funny...we also heard about some wild parties at the Third Floor...yes, a group of younger ladies are clearly VERY SMITTEN with Petey.....sucks for them that he has a solid marriage to a talented femme in her own right

6 A & B. Aerosmith and Rock of Love come to town.....Antonio de Hugenot and Jebediah Sparrow (sort of a tie, most people who wrote in about these two couldn't decide between them with 7 noms and 8 noms respectively): Lots of you Fred Vegas femmes are nothing more than straight up GROUPIES...get a couple of guys in a band and you're THERE. These two handsome devils light up any night out. They ooze laid back charm and their physical stature equals their musical talent. Plus, we hear Antonio used to be quite the "wild puppy" back in the day...we heard something about "Wintergreen weekends" and Jebediah is well acquainted with the "bathrooms at Bistro and Kenmore Pub"...

7. You might be a redneck if....three noms for "Ken Sawyer" who is more Jeff Foxworthy-Blue Collar TV than our normal taste but WHATEVER you know what he can BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT just like that. Hell, he built his whole damn business from scratch and now he and his wife have the sexiest lounge in town perfect for a date with your favorite beefcake....So while we may not agree that he meets the physical requirements for beefcake several ladies think it's pretty damn cool that he could help around the house. Damn, in this economy that sure gets us HOT!!!!!

8. Carravaggio de Petite Alexander...two noms.....beefy and HE CAN COOK FOR YOU. Fred Vegas fems like how "he can come to your table and flirt all night"....

9. Another chef entry....Johnathan "Truheart" Cha Cha Cha...where is he lately...????.....one nom, mainly because they liked the idea of beefcake and piano bars "all at once"

10. Mr. "Serpico".....one nom....hmmm...love those instruments..........and "Doug" from a certain construction company here in town...we expected more construction noms, maybe they'll come in over the weekend????

Alright so that's the list. Don't like it? WRITE IN YOUR NOMS. Since we're at the beach and hope to find a weekend boyfriend(s) we won't shut this process off till Monday or Tuesday. Shout out fo yo fave beefcake!!!!

Have a GREAT weekend, wear SUNBLOCK!!!!