Chris’ Rules for a BBQ
By Chris ODonnell From http://odonnellweb.com/pelican/ • Jun 15th, 2013 • Category: Blog Entries.Local-
Any male not capable of running the grill will be banished to child watching duty.
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Ketchup is always acceptable on hot dogs and burgers. Always.
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Beer coolers are never used by adults. They are used by 16 year olds trying to hide their beer. Exceptions granted at the beach.
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Grill tools should be safely stored in the kitchen or garage. Leaving them at the grill causes rust.
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Cats are never welcome. Dogs have first dibs on all dropped food.
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Any steak beyond medium is burnt.
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Any game is acceptable as a long as the host works drinking into the rules.
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Tiki torches don’t ward off insects or evil spirits. Chemical insect protection is a must.
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There is no such thing as kickoff beer. There is good beer and bad beer. People that serve bad beer are either cheap, or have no taste.
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Alton Brown said charcoal is better. End of argument.