…I’ve outline twelve f*cking funding mechanisms…
-Bob McDonnell on WTOP
h/t NLS

Stafford Democrats:
Join the Coordinated Campaign and Jody Wagner, candidate for Lt. Governor, as they celebrate the Grand Opening of this years Coordinated Campaign Office in Stafford! The Grand Opening and Kickoff Canvass will be taking place this Saturday, September 12, 2009 at 10:00 AM.
The office is located at:
2063 Jefferson Davis Hwy,
Stafford, VA 22554
(It is a […]

Wash. Times:
“I don’t think we’re going to be guiding the caucus to boo or applaud or whatever. We’re all going to be very attentive.”

You could not make this up if you tried.
Rep. Charles Boustany (R-LA) will deliver the official GOP response tonight after the President’s speech to Congress.
Not only is he a birther, not only did he get scammed out of $50,000 while trying to buy a British “Lord” title, but he was actually an original co-sponsor of […]

This one’s fitting, since the Republicans will be using a birther to respond to Pres. Obama’s speech tonight:

In the 1989 CBN University thesis that he wrote at the tender age of 34, Bob McDonnell wrote:
Man’s basic nature is inclined towards evil, and when the exercise of liberty takes the shape of pornography, drug abuse, or homosexuality, the government must restrain, punish, and deter.
He claims that it’s “irrelevant” to this race, despite the […]

The President got all his communist indoctrination points in, like listening to your parents and personal responsibility, but he left soooo much out.

(I’m actually confused. So what if the fridge was filling up with carbon dioxide? Republicans told me it’s perfectly harmless. This comment was sponsored by Dominion Virginia Power)
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Both myself and several local Republicans have pointed out that Catherine Crabill, who’s running in a local race, is obsessed with federal issues. What the 99th House District has to do with the U.N. or the President’s birth certificate, I’ll never know. But until Glenn Beck starts claiming that Obama wants to drown the elderly […]

Sen. Al Franken (D-MN), or as Josh Marshall refers to him, The Tea Bag Whisperer™: