I’m sure the statistic odds of this happening are on the order of 1 in 1,000,000 but still:

Also:

H/t: FAIL blog.

From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office:
On September 11, 2008, Sgt. C.A. Rozell conducted a follow-up investigation of a Bad Check. Tara M. Coghill, 32, of Fredericksburg was charged with Bad Check. She was released on her own recognizance and a court date was set.
On September 6, 2008, Deputy J.K. Miller responded to Rappahannock […]

Subject of e-mail sent to his supporters (no, I’m not a supporter): “Get the conversation back on track”.
Obama’s campaign, of course, blames that big, evil John McCain.
I guess McCain has been going around stealing Obama’s milk money or something.
Now, I ask you: Whose campaign is “off track”?
What campaign has their blogger buddies going around stating […]

From The Free Lance–Fish Wrap:
Germanna Community College may lose state funding if it can’t come up with its share for a third building at its Fredericksburg-area campus.
Last year, Gov. Tim Kaine presented a bond package that included $23.3 million for the building at the Massaponax site.
But before construction can start, the college needs to raise […]

Floyd Thomas announced his passing at tonight’s Board of Supervisors meeting.
Will update when I know more.

From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office:
On August 26, 2008, Deputy C. S. Wooldridge stopped a vehicle for a traffic infraction. Upon further investigation the driver gave false information to avoid prosecution. Terrance S. Mosley, 43, of Ruther Glen was charged with identity theft, driving with no license (4th offense), and possession of marijuana […]

For those that have power and access to the internets [sic], enjoy some music (Vertical Horizon – “Everything You Want”):

At Breitbart: NBC’s Conan O’Brien Tells Crude Joke About Palin’s Daughter
For those that don’t want to waste their bandwidth — or their IQ points watching the video — here’s the transcript:
Conan O’Brien: During [Sarah Palin’s] speech [at the Republican National Convention] — I don’t know if you saw this — Sarah Palin spoke proudly about […]

That’s what the track from the National Hurricane Center says.
Yesterday, the track was heading directly to the Irish coast.
Now it’s supposed to head a little bit north of Ireland to Scotland.
Luck of the Irish, eh?
A couple years ago, the remnants of a hurricane made it to Ireland and Britain but it was barely at tropical […]

From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office:
According to Sheriff A. A. “Tony” Lippa, the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office Investigations Division assisted Stafford County Sheriff’s Office with the execution of a search warrant of a Ruther Glen address. Elvis Usual, Jr 28, of Ruther Glen was charged on a warrant from Stafford County for Aggravated […]