FLS Stoops to New Low, and Your Bedroom May be Next
Author: Eric Martin From http://rappahannockred.wordpress.com • Apr 14th, 2009Category: Blog Entries.Local, Politics
… you KNOW it’s a slow news day at the ole Free Slant-Star when….
This just in… and it’s front page —above the fold— prime story news folks… and it’s “possibly” the most significant story in our area’s history!
( At least this is where stories like that *SHOULD* go)
No, it’s not an Obama pro-abortion appointee or his plans to spend 10 generations of retirement cash on his Wall Street friends’ new yachts.
No we STILL haven’t caught Osama Bin Laden.
No, it’s not a new business that sprung up in the area employing hundreds.
No, it’s not Spotsy School Superintendent Jerry Hill and his board of yes-men fleecing taxpayers for the fattest retirement ever heard of.
No, it’s not another public lawsuit against the Democrat-controlled Stafford Board of Supervisors for taking your property rights away.
No, it’s not another huge bonus MediCorp will pay tax-hiking VA Senator Edd Houck now that he’s on staff with them.
It’s not even about a marginally-newsworthy three-wheeled-Camry driving, drunk University of Mary Washington president on another bender.
Nope. “Even better, more riveting and fascinating”… are you salivating yet??
Are you READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN???
“CITY MANAGER TAKES LEAVE”
Nick Cadwallender screams “STOP THE PRESSES!” and it could be heard for miles, combined with the din of similar cries, as internal FLS gossiping from Dan Telvock and Karen Bolipata’s desks reached a level of fervor that nearly deafened Emily Battle before she could get the “no comment” she needed to make the story all the more interesting…. it got so loud that these rumblings set off tremors in the Earth— so much so, that Confederate soldiers rattled out of their coffins from across the street resulting in a breakdown of the very fabric that separates time and space itself, causing North and South soldier zombies to roam Caroline Street and dance in unison to Michael Jackson’s Thriller! ALL BECAUSE:
A separated (yeah, still legally married) man told his bosses that he was interested in dating one of his 600+ employees (which he’s offered solutions to supervisory concerns) —and all hell breaks loose at the Free Lance-Star news desk! [READ HERE]
Why? The guy happens to be a city manager. OOohhhh … wait a minute…. HUH??? *YAWN*
This is the kind of life “rubber-necking” that, if it were a traffic issue, causes a 20 mile backup on I-95 for no good reason but leaves you late for work and really begrudged that all you got to see was a bent fender on a Camry and a cop writing a ticket for an improper lane change!
Does anyone else wonder why there are more Washington Post subscriptions in the region than the only LOCAL “news”paper?
Is it me or is this NOT news? But if it is news because it’s an employee-employer thing, is it front page, above the fold news? Is it really our business what his legal status is? Is the FLS going to report on every lead of every scorned ex-wife in the region? Why is the manager of a city any more important than the manager of a WalMart or Insurance agency?
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